DWF: "ECW! ECW! ECW: The After PPV Match of Destruction"

The back story behind this titanic struggle is simple: Stardust, Papa Fly, and Tybolt Lemur had come togeather in harmony to watch the ECW PPV "Hardcore Heaven 2000". Sadly, the show ended quicker then the three thought it would, so they decided to destory each other to get their wrestling fill of the evening! The rules for the match were simple: The first competitor out of the house would win.

Tybolt Lemur vs Papa Fly vs Stardust

A mat classic this wasn't. In fact, the basement area was so small, there were very few real wrestling moves, but it sure was DEADLY! (is that corny enough?) Tybolt began the war by kicking Stardust hard in the head after Stardust had oversold a fake punch or something like that. Angered, Stardust cried out, "Hey! you're working stiff" and began fighting the crazy bum Tybolt. Papa Fly knew he had to join the assult, but was met with the traditional Stardust STIFF ASS BACK KICK! which left him withering in pain. But the Fly Guy wasn't down for long, and soon found a stick to use to pummel his opponents. Now, much like Gym Wars, this "match" wasn't taped, so we can only mention the ending and a few highlights. The three took turns teaming up on each other. Stardust did a Chris Jericho like lifting powerbomb on pF, which hurt both men. A second lifting powerbomb left Papa Fly laying. That was the last straw, as pF got up and went ape-sh!t on both men. His main highlight was knocking Tybolt down and hitting him with 3,849 rolling sentons!!!! Stardust and Papa Fly (togeather known either as "The Boyz of Summer" or "The pSyChO Fed Superstars") destoryed Tybolt. The bum did manage a comeback, knocking Stardust over and putting the boots to him. It was a crazy war, as Stardust's sister watch from the computer, laughing. How she could laugh at such violance amazes us here at DWF Online, but she did!!! Finally, an old man started yelling downstairs, which gave Tybolt the chance he needed to run to the door, put on his shoes, and leave!! Tybolt has beaten the pF Superstars!

Winner: Tybolt Lemur