*Stardust
opened the show as usual with a shocking announcement. The Little James vs
Paulie Lagrasso match had to be cancelled due to involvement of animal rights
groups! After the boos had stopped ringing at the NEW DWF Arena, Stardust ran
down the entire card for the night. After talking about the 30 Minute Iron Man
match, MBH Champ James Green came down to the ring and talked about his dislike
for wrestling Diamond Storm. Stardust told Green not to worry, and that to get
to the Iron Man match Storm would have to beat Skulleosus. Stardust rambled some
more about tonight's card and walked off, the show was on!
1. MBH Title Contenders Match: Skulleosus vs "Divine" Diamond
Storm: Despite coming off some injuries, Skulleosus looked though coming
out. He hit a spin wheel kick, a side slam, and a vicious back drop suplex.
Diamond Storm came back out of nowhere and it only took one "Twist of
Fate" to get him the win. Storm moves on!
2. Fight to the Finish: Snake Fight vs Twisted:Snake Fight dominated
Twisted from the beginning. Twisted came back with some kicks and few slams, but
this was mostly all Snake Fight. Snake Fight took quick control with an brutal
Implant DDT and did a brutal "Constrictor" suplex for the win.
3. "For the Love of Goddess" Match: Angel of Death vs Easy Cheat:These
two engaged in a brawl that say them exchange strap shots early one. Easy Cheat
gained the advantage and then dropped Angel throat first over the railing of the
patio. Back near the ring, Easy Cheat did his "Cheat Sweep" (Rocker
Dropper) onto a high school yearbook for two! Angle came back, but Easy Cheat
hit Angel three times in to face with a belt to get the pin. Belldandy is now
Easy Cheat's valet!!
4. MBHT 30 Minute Iron Man Match: James Green vs "Divine" Diamond
Storm: To say "there was too much action to call here" would be an
understatement. DWF Online will be reviewing the tape of this match later in the
week so we can do a more in depth recap. With score tied at nine each with only
15 seconds left, Green went for his signature Pedigree (which gained him a fall
during the contest) but Storm seemed to reverse it into a backdrop. But Green
out of nowhere came back down and turned the Pedigree into a double arm DDT for
the three just as the clock hit 0! Green wins, and we promise more documentation
of the falls later this week.
5. Quad Cities Title: Tybolt Lemur vs Trevor Gaze:Tybolt started off
quick destrying Trevor with a series of punches. Gaze came back with a suplex
and laid in some kicks to everyone's favorite bum. Tybolt returned the favor
with a suplex, then a wicked piledriver. They brawled for a few minutes as
Tybolt got in a stiff groin shot on Trevor. Tybolt then did the bum trio, but
Trevor countered the "Bums Rush". They went into a punching match, and
Tybolt hit Trevor into the Bum in Blue. Trevor turned around a pulled the mask
over B.I.B's eyes. Angered, B.I.B. grabbed the QC Title and accidently hit
Tybolt! One "Too Good Disaster" later and Trevor was the new QC
champion.
6. No Holds Barred: Stardust vs Pitfighter:Pitfighter came out and
totally demolished Stardust, using punches and the cane Stardust had brought out
with him. Stardust turned the tide for a moment with low blow and went to work
on Pitfighter's knee. Pitfighter gained the advantage for a moment, but Stardust
nailed a flying headscissors. Another headscissors attempt was countered into a
sidewalk slam. Pitfighter then began just punching Stardust in the face.
Stardust got another groin shot and locked Pitfighter in a bow and arrow.
Stardust did a russian leg sweep and went for the "Oshkosh Bender" but
Pitfighter kicked him off. They brawled into the back area of the DWF Arena and
Stardust was sent into a tree. Pitfigher dragged Stardust over the huge pile of
sticks, throns, and burrs. Then, Pitfighter gave Stardust a side slam, a
bodyslam and suplex into all that junk on the ground, digging throns and burrs
into Stardust back. Pitfighter chucked Stardust's head into a pole, but was then
pushed into a bonfire pit, and ash went everywhere. Pitfighter came back and
then suplex Stardust into the pit, getting ash all over his back. Stardust threw
some ash in Pitfighers eyes and they fought back. Pitfighter went for a double
arm DDT, but it was countered into a Moonage Daydream! for TWO! Stardust gave
Pitfighter a "Right Angle" for two!!! Stardust then went for another
headscissors, but Pitfighter countered it into a sick Tombstone for the win!
7. DWF World Title: Soilent Green vs Rich Reckless: Somehow, Stardust
came out with Rich and quickly got into 245352 arguement with referee Tim. This
match closely resembled their meeting last month, but this time Soilent seemed a
bit more out for the kill. He chockslammed Rich and then drove him down with
brutal Pedigree/Tiger Driver combo. Rich came back however with some brutal
chops. Rich tried for the crossface a few times, but couldn't get it on. Finally
Soilent hit the "Absolute Caranage" and went for the pin, but Stardust
got in Tim's way. This brought out Rocky Relentless! Stardust tore past Rocky
and Tim followed, all the while missing Rich slapping on the crossface! Stardust
canned Rocky in the head and Tim ejected him as he check on Rocky, just as
Soilent was tapping out! The ref never saw anything. Soilent recovered and gave
Rich a "Green Pastures" on the bricks for the three!!!