Opening Segment

The show opened with Commish Rocky sitting in front of a nice warm fire and wishing everyone happy holidays.  Well, everyone except Soilent Green, that is. Rocky then quickly went into the days "In Your House" card, stating that because he had missed almost two months of action, Trevor Gaze was being STRIPPED of the DWF Quad Cities Championship! The match to decide the new champ would be the undefeated Snake Fight vs.....ROCKY??!  Well, just seconds after announcing his return to the ring, Rich Reckless came out, angered by Rocky throwing himself into a title match. Rich sighted his recent win over Pitfighter and Soilent's attack on him as reason to be in the QC title match. Rocky finally agreed, making it Reckless vs Snake Fight tonight! Rich then in an act of rage attacked Rocky and locked him in the crossface!  He called for Soilent Green to come out and save his friend, and that he knew what they were up to!  What's going on??

Soilent finally appeared, attacking Rich and once again laying him out! Then Soilent revealed that he and Rocky were in cahoots! Soilent went on about how he had brought Rocky into the DWF, and even though he had been screwed by Rocky their friendship had remained intact outside the DWF. Somewhere after Monumental Terror, Soilent said, they decided on the master plan: The taking of the World Title, the Commish role, and then the attack on Papa Fly! They both left, with Rich lying there beaten, as Rocky made a match for that night: himself and Soilent vs Rich and a partner, if he could find one.

1. Rocky Relentless/Soilent Green vs Rich Reckless/???

Rich charged the ring with what was left of his body and launched an attack on both men. It didn't last too long, however, and he soon found himself being beaten down. Then Stardust (!!!) came out of the back and tackled Soilent. The tag match was on! Both teams took turns having the advantage and all four showed good team work. Rocky and Soilent nailed a brutal sideslam/elbow combo while Rich and the new pF champion Stardust drove diving headbutts into Soilent. In the end, the beat down from earlier caught up to Rich and was nailed in turn with each one of both Soilent's and Rocky's finishers (including a brutal spinning Pindrop).  That was all it took for Soilent to pin Reckless while Rocky kept Stardust at bay.

2. Three Way Dance: Angel De Mourte vs Mr. Sunday vs Twisted

 With the news of Easy Cheat's leaving the DWF and taking Belldandy with him, Angel started the match by introducing us to his new "girlfriend" Rally Vincent!!!...Anyway, Mr. Sunday came out reading "For Whom The Bell Tolls" and Twisted came out playing a chair like a guitar. Yep, folks, we got a classic here. Twisted and Angel used a chair on each other, while Mr. Sunday read literature and spoke of how enlightening his Golf outing with Lord Farrington was. Eventually Angel set Twisted on a pool table, ready to deliver the "Rally Elbow" (a regular elbow drop). Angel lifted himself up, smacking the fluorescent light that hung in the very low ceiling, and it shattered over his back!!! Minutes later, when DWF cameras recovered from flying shards of glass, Mr. Sunday hit both Twisted and Angel (who were already unconscious) with a book of poetry and placed Twisted on top for the win! TWISTED WINS! Mr. Sunday then led Twisted off to go meet a "friend".

3. DWF World Title: Soilent Green vs Snake Fight (Rocky as special ref)

For most of the first five minutes, Rocky and Soilent teamed up to dominate Snake Fight, sending out a message to Papa Fly in the process. The new duo took turns working over Snake Fight, pummeling him with any object readily available, causing him to spit up blood. Snake Fight finally made a comeback and destroyed Rocky with an Implant DDT. Soilent then caught Snake Fight from behind with an "Absolute Carnage" onto an old endtable to get the win! But win or lose, Snake Fight has arrived, and he made his point.

4. pSyChO Fed World Championship: Stardust vs "The Main Event" James Green

 Stardust started quick on Green, dropping him with a back suplex as the two made their way outside the arena into the  10 degree weather! There Stardust did a superplex into the snow followed by a frog splash, while Green fought back with an incredible tornado DDT into the snow! Back inside, Green got a pedigree on a staircase for a two count. After battling with a fire shovel, Stardust smacked Greens' head into the front door twice before nailing a new finisher, a cobra-clutch neckbreaker called the "Fall from Grace", to get the win and retain the pF World Title!

5. QC Title Match: Rich Reckless vs Snake Fight

This was a brawl in the basement of the DWF arena, and it was brutal! Rich and an already hurt Snake Fight used everything they could on each other including pool cues and balls, a leather strap, a chair, the pool table itself, and just about anything else you could think of. As the match neared the 20 minute mark, Snake Fight seemed in total control. But out of nowhere came "The Main Event" James Green, who broke a cue over the back of Snake Fight and gave him a pedigree on the pool table! Rich made a cover to get..... ONLY 2!!!!!! A shocked James Green backed right into Soilent and Rocky, who had come down to watch Rich. Green looked at them both, claimed he was "the main event", and then slapped both Rocky and Soilent! BIG MISTAKE! Soilent held up the belt and asked who him who the real main event was, then Rocky and him gave James a brutal double powerbomb on the table as Rocky then made himself referee for the rest of the match. Rich locked the crossface on Snake Fight minutes later, and Rocky called the match saying "The One Man Army" could not continue. Rich Reckless is the new QC Champ, and goes into the Two Titles, Two Falls, Four Way Dance (The "224 Match") this Friday as a champion!