DWF: Snow Day 2001 Results!

*The show opened with “The Main Event” James Green coming out and going over that days card, which was put together by Soilent Green. Expecting his “buddy” Soilent to grant him a title shot that day, James found himself surprised when it was announced that Tybolt Lemur would defend the DWF World Title against Soilent and Reckless would meet Lord Fairrington for a QC Title! Angered having to wrestle Pitfighter that day, James Green stormed off.

Match One: Skulleosus vs Mr. Sunday: This contest was an epic as Mr. Sunday entered with Lord Fairrington in tow. ‘The Skull Faced Monster” then made his own entrance and ran at the golfer with a chair. Mr. Sunday quickly put a foot up, crushing the chair into Skulleosus’ head, then delivered as piledriver onto the chair for the victory!  That makes two shows in a row where Skulleosus has lost in under 90 seconds.

*DWF Cameras found James Green in the back talking with…..SNAKE FIGHT? Green went on about how he realizes what the DWF is all about, catering to the egos of the established stars. James told Snake Fight that all they have done since entering the DWF is wrestle each other, and it hasn’t gotten them anywhere. Green told Snake Fight they can actually move up in the DWF if they joined forces. “The One Man Army” stared a hole through James Green and walked off.

Match Two: Angel De Mourte vs Twisted: After reuniting with Belldandy at “Wrestling On Ice” Angel was more ready then ever to beat Twisted and maybe get Rally Vincent back from his lordship. Twisted however looked more fired up then usual made good work of Angel with a chair. The contest was actually a lot better then we here at DWFonline expected it to be. Both men fought outside the DWF Arena for a moment before returning inside. A few minutes later, Twisted got the win with a new move of his, a short arm DDT which we’ll call the “Twist and Shout” till we can think up a better name. This is Twisted's first ever win!

*After the match Angel confronted the entire Congregation and turned on Belldandy, leveling her with a clothesline! Angle gave Lord Fairrington a big hug and the evil group was finally totally formed! Suddenly then, an eerie “Halloween” like music began playing, and Lord Fairrington sent Angel outside to find out what was interrupting their celebration. Minutes later, Angel was heard screaming and found laid out outside the DWF Arena. What happened, we really don’t have a clue.

Match Three: Pitfighter vs James Green: This match was a lot like their tournament match from “New Years Revolution”. Green showed a more vicious side in this contest, but Pitfighter was more crazed then ever, eventually snapping and dropping Green with the Tombstone Piledriver and getting the win! DWF officials then stated that Pitfighter would get a shot at Reckless at DWF: My Bloody Valentine for the QC Title!

*Lord Fairrington and Angel then issued a warning to Reckless, saying tonight would be the night Lord Fairrington took over the DWF

Match Four: pSyChO Fed World Title: Stardust vs Snake Fight: A clash of styles between these two turned into a very good contest. Snake Fight started quickly taking Stardust down with some stuff punches and elbow drops.  The garage ceiling didn’t hinder Snake Fight’s movement at all as at one point as Stardust got up, Snake Fight jumped up, grabbed a rafter, then dropped down with a Super Rocker Dropper! Snake Fight then put Stardust in a garbage can and gave it a huge legdrop, crushing the pF World Champ. Stardust has his moment also. Forced to brawl with Snake Fight, Stardust crushed a cinder block on his lower regions and dropkicked his head almost completely off. Stardust even managed to get Snake Fight in the “Oshkosh Bender”, but the “One Many Army” kicked out of it. As the match came to a close, Stardust managed a quick Russian leg sweep on the big man for the three!!!??? Snake Fight got up as the ref awarded the match to Stardust, claiming his shoulders weren’t pinned! Snake Fight gave the ref the Implant DDT, pushed Stardust aside in disgust and left.

Match Five: QC Title: Reckless vs Lord Fairrington (w/ Angel De Morality): Now calling himself “Angel De Morality” Angel gave a long rambling promo about unacceptable behavior, causing Reckless to come out and shut them both up! Reckless dominated Fairrington early the bout with simple punches and kicks, but his Lordship actually came back with an armbar! A little interference from Angel backfired, but Fairrington nailed the “Hail Mary” out of nowhere! His Lordship took waaaaaay too much time making a cover, and Rich quickly kicked out. Fairrington picked Reckless up and was suddenly driven to the ground and locked in the crossface. Rich gets the win via submission in a not too difficult match. He goes on to meet Pitfighter in two weeks!

*in the back, James Green caught up with Stardust. Green went on about how getting rid of the old guard used to be Stardust’s thing, but now he IS the old guard. Green said he used to admire how Stardust stepped over everyone to get to the DWF Title, but now he’d just gotten soft. James went as far to tell Stardust he was the true most talented, gifted, and knowledgeable athlete in the DWF and that “Stardust is dead, long live James Green”. As he was walking away Stardust grabbed Green and said if he really wanted to be the best, they would go at it at My Bloody Valentine in a 60 Minute Iron Man Match!! James Green nodded and before he could say “that’s great, cause I’m James Green and I’m Main Event” Stardust slapped him and said, “I’m going to show you who the best wrestler in the DWF is kid….believe that hype.” A quick staredown between the two occurred as DWF cameras were cut off.

Match Six: DWF World Title: Soilent Green vs Tybolt Lemur: This was an odd contest, but its’ a Tybolt match! Tybolt looked more motivated then usual, going right at Soilent and driving his head into the picnic table. Tybolt nailed a few big chops and leached to the back of The Soilent One. Soilent fought back using his overwhelming power on the champ. They went back and forth, but Tybolt out of nowhere went for a Bum’s Rush. Soilent blocked it and nailed “Greener Pastures”, and then James Green ran in! Using a baseball bat Green laid out both Soilent and the DWF World Champion! Saying nothing at all, Green walked off camera as DWF officials ruled the match a no contest, Tybolt is still the DWF World Champion!