Soilent Green Interview Regarding the Scandal
DWF Online:
First things first Soilent, thanks for giving DWF Online your time for this
interview
Soilent Green: yeah, well you internet geeks are always buggin me to talk to ya
and i've got some things i wanna say
DWF Online: ok....anyway, let's start back at the first ever DWF event that no
one really remembers "Big Big Battle Fun" tell us a bit what part you
played in the formation of the orginal DWF with Madman, Pitfighter, ect
Soilent Green: yeah me and pitfighter had a bit of a past beating the hell out
of each other, and one day i hear through the grapevine that this new fed is
startin up down in Iowa of all places, and that little punk pitfighter had
joined up....Needless to say i was about leavin Alaska and goin down to
Cornville to get a piece of him and anyone else who got in my way
DWF Online: ahh, well, after that the DWF held about four shows and then
disappeared for about 6 months, during which time the World Title was given back
to the Madman. What happened to kinda shut everything down the first time, and
how did effect your wrestling carreer
Soilent Green: I'm probly not the best person to be askin that question, but if
you want my opinion the reason this fed struggled at first was cuz of the sorry
excuse for the talent's dedication to the fed.... you want an example? well let
me start off with the horrible International Gigelow.... The guy was too damn
busy tryin to get women than to worry about what he was doin in the ring!! You
woulda thought that after all the poundings i gave him he woulda gotten some
work ethic knocked into his skull And then there was that french idiot..... what
was his name?
DWF Online: Ultimo Movie Man
Soilent Green: yeah, that' right..... had u ever seen anyone so stuck on
himself? the guy was so convinced he was some famous star that he didnt realize
that he couldnt wrestle. As far as it affecting my career..... well i could care
less, to be honest.... there's always places to go to beat people.... i coulda
gone somewhere else, but decided to stay
DWF Online: true true, but the DWF came back last summer with a few new talents,
and things really took off then
Soilent Green: yeah it's amazing what happens when you actually get some people
to keep this place under control and take change.
DWF Online: yeah, what do you think changed in those six months that made thigns
a lot easier seemingly when the DWF returned
Soilent Green: ya know it coulda been any number of things.... the appearance of
the new faces like papa fly and stardust seemed to help, and if i'd have to give
them credit for anything it's that they got a good work ethic. Some people have
been sayin that it's cuz we weeded out the bad talent, but to tell ya the truth
i had some good times with those guys, and teamin with Night Soil was one of the
highlights of my career.
DWF Online: What happened to him?
Soilent Green: Night Soil? Ha... how did i know that was gonna get asked.......
he's around. We keep in touch. He's off doin his own thing and i wish him
luck...now i suppose you are gonna ask me if theres any chance of seein him in
the DWF again, right?
DWF Online: i guess so
Soilent Green: That's what i figured..... well i'm sure he'd come back if i
really needed him...and to tell ya the truth i think he'd love to get his hands
on Rocky for backstabbin me.... but as for right now i got everything
covered...but you may get to see the Human Biproducts in action again one day.
DWF Online: that's interesting, now let's go right into your huge carrer
highlight, Wars End 2000. You beat Papa Fly and finally get the title, looking
back, how did it feel
Soilent Green: It felt like justice, man. I know you've all heard me talk in the
past about how i got held down by that idiot Sharlee and how when the fed
restarted i didnt get the credit i deserved and had to start from scratch, but
once i had that belt in my hands standin over Papa Fly's body none of it
mattered, cut it just made winnin the belt htat much sweeter
DWF Online: but that's all changed hasn't it
Soilent Green: yeah, it has.... from a month or so ago with Rocky raisin my hand
as i won the belt.....and now it's in his hands cuz he outwitted Tybolt
DWF Online: not to hard to do, hehe
Soilent Green: i gotta say i'd take tybolt as our commish any day over Sharlee,
who i'd still love to get revenge on, but he's not hte quickest guy i've ever
met
DWF Online: when you heard the news of what happened, what did you think at
first?
Soilent Green: I was PISSED, how the hell else do you think i'd react??
DWF Online: what you plan to do about it?
Soilent Green: i miss one damn show and everything goes to hell. I'll get to
that in a minute, but first I'd like to address all the little side comments
that were made about me missing the show last week, cuz that's the real reason i
agreed to do your little interview. I just wanna right off the bat say that I
was EXCUSED from the show. I talked to Tybalt on the phone and he gave me
permission to miss the show. It's not like i no-showed or anything, give me a
little more credit than that. I missed the show cuz i had some family business
to take care of, as everyone does from time to time. And in our profession work
ethic is important, but there are some things that have to come first, and i had
to take care of some of those things. Now, as for everyone's
comments...Everybody was spittin off at the mouth in front of the camera about
how must not have any respect for my title b/c i couldnt make one lousy show.
And you know what? HOW DARE YOU...ALL OF YOU!!!!!! Do you really think that
there is one single person in this fed that knows the meaning of that world belt
more than me?! I don't think so.... I'm the last of the originators, and I
worked for 2 years to get that belt, and Ill be damned if anyone says i dont
have respect for it And i almost have to feel sorry for Tybalt, gettiing tricked
by Rocky into letting him defend the belt for me.... i specifically told him to
avoid talkin to anyone about the world title, fearing that someone would talk
him into makin a match But then again, he got so caught up in it that even he
started rippin on me about missin the show.... he musta forgot that he had given
me permission in the first place.
DWF Online: could you even see the Rocky-Stardust alliance coming?
Soilent Green: No, the whole thing with Stardust took me a bit by suprise. HIm
and Papa Fly seemed pretty tight, and seeing PF walkin around all full of him
self all the time and sportin his merchandise and tryin to get his T-shirt sales
up, i'll admit i underestimated Stardust and mistook him for as self-consumed as
Papa Fly was. But as for Rocky, no, im not suprised at all. Rocky and I go back
a long way, but we've never really trusted each other.... I knew he'd turn his
back on me eventually, if I didnt turn my back on him first, but I thought he
had more respect than to steal my belt like that
DWF Online: you regret bringing him into the DWF?
Soilent Green: Hell no, I like him nearby where i can keep him in check and beat
his ass if he get's out of line....and trust me, he's got a hell of an ass
beating comin his way now
DWF Online: i'm sure he's looking forward to that. How's this sound, i'll name
off a DWf star and you sum them up in your view in a few words
Soilent Green: All right all right, but make it quick i have a meeting to go to
DWF Online: Sharlee Petersen
Soilent Green: Ha! that little weasel ever shows his face in the DWF again I'll
make him pay for tryin to double cross me on the day I won the belt
DWF Online: Madman
Soilent Green: Who? oh yeah.... ya know, for all the talk about how great the
Madman was and what he did for the DWF, if ya go back in the record books you'll
notice that he never had a one on one meeting with Soilent Green...he musta been
on good terms with Sharlee to avoid me that well. By the way, where is he these
days?
DWF Online: we have no clue. Stardust?
Soilent Green: last time i knew Madman was fightin for the title and i came down
to ringside and got into a staredown with him, and i havent seen him since .....
kinda funny dont u think? Stardust..... gotta give him credit, I underestimated
him.... he's smart, and that will get him places.. but he's on my hitlist now
DWF Online: Papa Fly
Soilent Green: One hell of a scrapper Papa Fly is, i earned some respect for him
after our title match... he made me work for it. IF he could stop worrying about
selling his merchandise and focus on his goals he can be at the top of this
fed...but then again if he was focused than he woulda been more wary of Stardust
DWF Online: Rocky Relentless
Soilent Green: I think we all know waht i think of Rocky.... but your gonna have
to wait until the next show to find out what i got in store for him
DWF Online: Rich Reckless
Soilent Green: Well to be honest i was too pissed about everything else that
happened at the show to barely even notice him, but to me he hasn't proved
anything yet other than that he can throw around threats and point his
finger....I hope Rocky enjoys his new frienship.... cuz you can be rest assured
taht ours is over
DWF Online: well Soilent, thank you for your time tonight
Soilent Green: Yeah, no problem, it wasn't quite as bad as i thought it would be