DWF: Sweet Chair-ity 2000
Well, every bum has his
day and Tybolt Lemur's was here. With Sharlee losing at Wars End Tybolt was in
charge and he was going to make sure those who had held him down and mocked him
payed! His first order of business was to announce the creation of a NEW DWF
TITLE! and say tonight there would be a tournament for it. Tybolt set it up as
such:
-Stardust vs Papa Fly
-Winner of Angel vs Skulleosus vs Tybolt Lemur
This announcement brought out Papa Fly, who noted that Tybolt would get a easy
win first round. Tybolt said of course did, then said he would book himself vs
Paulie Lagrasso. Papa Fly decided that was ok and the tournament for the day was
set. Also everyone had to enter to the band Mr. Bungle at the order of Tybolt!
Deadly Wrestling Federation Quad Cities Championship Tournament: Quailifying
Round.
1. Tybolt Lemur vs Paulie "Big Pan" Lagrasso: Tybolt made quick
work of Paulie with the Bum Trio to advance.
2. Angel of Death vs Skulleosus: One more go for these two, but this time
with a spot in the tournament at stake! Angel started the match by getting rid
of the infamous cane, and giving Skull shots with his own cane. They battered
each other with chicken wire, ladders, and canes. Skulleosus almost scored the
win with a impressive running leg drop off the ladder. He failed to follow up
and was dropkicked off the ladder, breaking the ladder's paint tray. Skull
kicked out of a sloppy "Belldandy Buster" and debuted the
"Skull-O-Ramma" Two normal DDTs and one huge spike DDT for the pin to
advance.
QC Championship Tournament: Round One
3. Also for the Psycho Fed Crusierweight Title: Stardust vs Papa Fly:Before
the match Stardust came out and bragged about his title victory over Violance in
a great match at SuperCard Showdown up in Oshkosh and said that this first round
match would also be for the CW Title. Papa Fly then entered and the two began to
mock the sport by arm wrestling. Stardust poked PF in the eye which led to the
worst move "sequence" ever: PF with a stop to the foot, Stardust with
a ankle kick and kick to the butt, PF with a windmill punch Three Stooges Style!
Then Stardust gave Papa Fly a hard chop and the two choped each other before
deciding to wrestle their ususal affair, again, very light hearted to mess with
the DWF and people watching the tapes. In the end, things got serious as
Stardust locked in his new finisher a Texas Cloverleaf/Liontamer combo for the
submission victory.
4. Tybolt Lemur vs Skulleosus:This turned into the groin shot match from
hell as Tybolt and Skull exchanged 352352 shots to the groin. Tybolt used the
cane to beat on a tired Skulleosus the entire match and won quite easily after a
"Bum's Rush".
QC Championship Tournament: Final Round
5. Stardust vs Tybolt Lemur: This was indeed Tybolt's finest hour as he
endured a tough stiff match from the "PsychoFed SuperStar". Stardust
controlled most of the match working over Tybolt's knee with vicious dropkicks
and submissions holds. Tybolt brought a chair into play mid-bout and gave
Stardust three amazing chair shots, one just tossing the chair at Stardust's
head! However, Stardust kicked Tybolt's bad knee to prevent the "Bum's
Rush" and hit two short running headbutts. Stardust locked in the Texas
Cloverleft (now dubbed the "Spotlight Stealer"), but Tybolt held on
for a minute and Stardust gave up on the move. The end came when both men went
to the top of the DWF tower and exchanged the stiffest chops in DWF history.
Tybolt then hit a grion shot and gave Stardust a "Bums Rush" down the
slide. Stardust landed splitlegged on the slide and upon falling to the ground,
was pinned. Tybolt got the belt and held it in the air. Tybolt Lemur is the NEW
DWF Quad Cities Champion!