SWEET DREAMS

by Patrick Sincawitz  a.k.a. Nightmare

Welcome all to the wonderful world of the one known as
Nightmare. So many things to cover, so little time.
Where to start? I got it...

1. Ben and Rob

Well I don't know a lot about this issue, but I can
speak my mind considering this is MY column. Let me
just say that I'm not gonna put either one of them
down. I'm just glad that there little..."Scuffle," if
that's what you'd like to call it, is over. I mean, in
my opinion, the whole thing should have ended awhile
ago. I mean it's cool if you guys disagree on things,
everyone does, but to take it that far...well I won't
say anymore about that issue, except that I'm glad
it's finally over.

2. The two State, Three federation, Three city show

Well it sucks that this show has been postponed, but
hey at least it hasn't been canceled. This is going to
be very interesting, to say the least, but very
entertaining. Now I have my doubts on how well we can
do this...I mean 3 cities?? 3 Federations?? We aren't
the WWF. We don't have all that technical equipment
and all that expensive crap. BUT...with the DWF, pF,
and AWF heart it should be great. I don't know a lot
about the AWF, but from what I hear they are pretty
dedicated. The DWF and pF are equally, if not more,
dedicated. So like I said this should be great.

3. Some of my own personal problems

Now as I sit here and listen to my punk bitch brother
whine and cry I write this column. I refer to him as
punk bitch due to the fact that he is the reason I
have yet to make it to a pF show. The first time was
my fault, but every other time is his fault. My mom
needs someone to babysit the little twerp and guess
who that victim is. Yup yours truly. Now if I had my
way...the kid would be tied up and burned at the
stake, but the world just isn't that lucky. Actually
I'm not that nice and burning him right away just
wouldn't be fun. See what I'd really like to do is tie
him to a tree, breaking his arms back and wrapping the
rope around his hands, and then around his ankles.
Then take a barbed wire baseball bat and shatter his
knee caps with it. maybe his face too. Have you ever
heard of  the chinese way of torture?? Where you take
a small raor and make thousands of paper cut sied
slashes all over the victom's body?? Well I would then
proceed to apply this torture to him. After that I
would drench him in gasoline and have a 10 foot trail
of gun powder trailing away from his body. I would
light the gun powder and he would get to watch as his
9 year old little body is about to burn. That's where
the suffering really comes in, because he knows he is
about to burn, but he has to wait and anticipate his
death. yes I'm sick I admit it, but hey if I could do
this to my brother then i wouldn't have to babysit
would I??