Deadly Wrestling Federation: Taco Hell 2000


1.Current pF Cruiserweight Champion and Tag Team Champion, Stardust, came out to open the show. He announced that Rich Reckless didn't make it to the DWF Arena tonight so the Three Way Dance and the World Title match for that night was off. Stardust then announced that the NEW main event would be himself and Rocky Relentless vs Soilent Green and Papa Fly. Stardust also threw out comments to Lanka Fabuloso about that CW Title match happening that night. Soilent's music hit and the DWF World Champ came out, demanding to defend his belt. After consulting with Rocky, Stardust told Soilent he could gladly wrestle the Animal Farm, 2 on 1, for the DWF Title. An outraged Soilent attacked The DWF Senior VP and the newly named "Mr. Invincible" Rocky Relentless. Stardust let Soilent and Rocky fight and started to make his way out. Out of nowhere the Madman appeared behind Stardust, dragged him back to the ring. Once there the Madman again dropped the former DWF World Champ with the Implant DDT and left him laying.

-We found out that Trevor Gaze was also unable to make it, but got word that a replacement was already found and the "Tower of Belldandy" match was still on

2. DWF Quad Cities Title Match: (Champion) Tybolt Lemur vs Skulleosus

This was the first ever Groin Shot Death Match , with the first wrestler to get 10 groin shots in would win the match. Both started off quickly with double kicks to each others um....you know. Skulleosus leaped out taking an advantage, to the point where Tybolt Lemur grab a hold of a tree to protect "himself". Tybolt came back though, using the Skull Faced Monster's cane against him. With the score at 9-9, Tybolt kicked Skulleosus to the ground. Skulleosus went for a groin kick, but hit Tybolt in the stomach. Tybolt fell headfirst into the Skulleosus' groin (that doesn't sound good at all) to get the win! Post match, a competitor we know only as Snake Fight came and attacked Skulleosus, nailing him with his "constrictor suplex" (a modified German Suplex Driver) and left. As Skulleosus got up finally, another DWF newcomer, Mr. Sunday, attacked The Skull Faced Monster with a golf club and did his finisher, the Birdie, a amazing Suplex/Neckbreaker combo. Mr. Sunday verbally attacked Snake Fight for trying to steal his spotlight and challenged him to a match for later that night.

2. pSyChO Fed Cruiserweight Title: (Champion) Stardust vs Lanka Fabuloso

As expected, Stardust dominated most of the action here with his usual moveset: Knees and Legsweeps, suplexes and various submissions. However, mid-bout, Lanka took advantage of an overconfident CW champ. He planted Stardust with a high suplex and then nailed his finisher the "Absolutely Fabulous" Frog Splash, crushing the face of Stardust. The Psycho Four member managed to kick out at two. A few minutes later, a superkick gained the advantage for Stardust. One Moonage Daydream, flying headbutt, and a Starburst later, and a now relentless cruiserweight champ took the win. After the victory, Stardust drove Lanka down again with a Moonage Daydream and left him laying.

3. “Belldandy Tower of Happiness Match”: Angel of Death vs......Papa Fly?!

Before the bout, Papa Fly jokingly made fun of Oh My Goddess and said HE burnt the pic of Belldandy at Monumental Terror! A shocked Angel ran into the deck area and the brawl was on. They used lawn furniture, chairs, and assorted weapons on each other. At different points, they dived onto each other off the deck to the ground. Angel threw two chair on Papa Fly, but missed when he tried to drop a ladder on the Fly Guy. Papa Fly then dropped it on Angel from the TOP of the deck!!! The ending came when Angel was crotched on the rail and pushed off the deck, allowing Papa Fly to climb the ladder onto the roof and grab the comic. Papa Fly wins!

4. Snake Fight vs Mr. Sunday

An even contest between the two. Snake Fight seemed to control with brawling, while Mr. Sunday used a golf bag of tricks, which included a nerf gun?! Mr. Sunday hit his amazing Boogy Legdrop, but eventually lost when Snake Fight did his German Suplex Drop for the win.

5. Stardust’s Challenge for Papa Fly

An angered DWF Senior VP came out and told Papa Fly that tonight he would bring someone back into the DWF, much like Papa Fly announced the Madman’s return last month! Stardust led DWF cameras backstage where the Pitfighter was sitting. Stardust led his “Pitfighter Reborn” and the match was on. Despite Pitfighter Reborn’s punching and kicking, Papa Fly soundly defeated him. An angered Stardust verbally destroyed Pitfighter Reborn after the match.

6. Rocky Relentless/Stardust vs Soilent Green/Papa Fly

Rocky and Stardust managed to keep the ring cut off during most of this match as both took turns working over Soilent Green or Papa Fly. Soilent gained an advantage for his team with a gutbuster on Stardust, but Rocky clipped his knee, preventing a tag out. Papa Fly was finally tagged in and got his hand on Stardust. however, Stardust hit a moonage daydream and seemed on his way to victory, when the Madman’s music hit! Stardust became frantic and ran around the ringside area looking for his rival. Getting back into the ring, Stardust was rolled up by The Fly Guy for the three count!!

Post match, Rocky came back in to check on Stardust, but was caught by a Papa Fly chairshot. Amazingly, Rocky sat up and destroyed Papa Fly, and he and Stardust walked off.