Opening segment

Rocky and Soilent, after taking their sweet time talking on the phone, announced some changes to the card.  A tape was played "Too Good" Trevor Gaze throwing the DWF Quad Cities Title out his window and thus quitting the DWF forever.  Not caring too much about "Too Good" Rocky and Soilent then went on to blabber, eventually noting that Rich Reckless also didn't make it.  Rocky, in a show of his good will and love, announced that he would defend the QC Title for Rich in a match against....PAPA FLY! With Soilent as the REF! Obviously, Rocky and Soilent were looking to make Papa Fly's return a difficult one.

1. Mr. Sunday vs Skulleosus

"The Skull Faced Monster" made his DWF return in this snowy war with the golfing machine.  Mr. Sunday used his insane power to dominate Skulleosus, pushing him over and over and over and over into the snow.  Tired and cold, it seemed as if Skulleosus had no chance of winning. But somehow, the Gods smiled down on Skulleosus and he made a comeback, hitting the infamous "Katie Buster" (A DDT!!!!) into the snow. But even that was not enough, Mr. Sunday came back again and got the win, thanking Lord Fairrington after getting the pinfall! What's going on here in the DWF?

2. Quad Cities Title: Rocky Relentless vs Papa Fly (Soilent Green is the ref! oh no!)

Nothing can be said about this match other then it was a total destruction derby on the mangled body of Papa Fly. Rocky threw Papa Fly around like a rag doll, giving him a few back suplexs and a vicious Blue Thunder Bomb. Papa Fly fought back a little, but a 2 on 1 team up by Rocky and The Soilent One took over. Having seen enough, Stardust ran out from the back and saved his fellow "Boy of Summer". The old partners reunited and everyone looked on to the World Title showdown!

3. Lord Fairrington vs "Divine" Diamond Storm

His Lordship came out first as par for the course (oh no, foreshadowing) and went on a ramble about having to wrestle in the cold. After promising to become the "new Jesus of the DWF", Diamond Storm felt fit to try and shut him up with a flying cross body and vicious "Evenflow" DDT!!!! His face white with nature's goodness, Fairrington came back with....THE F'N HEADLOCK! He locked that sum'bitch in like there was no tomorrow, but received a belly to back suplex.  Storm laid in some crazy kicks to Lord Fairrington's person, as his Lordship called out "FORE!!!" As that battle cry ringed out through the DWF Arena, Mr. Sunday came out and hit Storm with a cookie sheet. One "Hail Mary" later, and Fairrington got the upset. An angry Storm....um....stormed off the set (sorry for the pun), complaining about being screwed by the DWF. Has he quit?

4. pSyChO Fed World Heavyweight Wrestling Title: Winter War 2000, Stardust vs Pitfighter!

After both men cut promos on the other, the brawl was on.  A stiff slap fight began this war, as punches flew through the air. This was a close one, and somewhere along the way we found out it was two out of three falls!  Stardust hit a running DDT off the fence, but took a few hard sled shots the back and head. Pitfighter went to whip the pF World Champ into a fence, but it was blocked and countered with a snap suplex into the fence. Stardust climbed the metal structure and dove down with a Superfly Splash to get the first fall!

The match then continued, as Pitfighter gave Stardust a suplex on a sled. Pitfighter sent nailed his flying leg lariat, and tossed Stardust into another fence, this one being wooden. Stardust back dropped Pitfighter into someone else's yard! Stardust attempted to superplex Pitfighter back over, but Pitfighter landed on top and got the WIN!!! It'd all tied up.

The third fall found both men pulling out all the stops. Stardust gave Pitfighter the "Starburst" for a two, Pitfighter hit the "Pitfall" for two, and then Stardust gave Pitfighter a super stiff "Moonage Daydream" for only TWO! Pitfighter came back again with a flying elbow and they fought back to a snow covered tennis court. With the match tied 1-1, Stardust began climbing this huge ass fence, only to find himself getting a giant powerbomb from Pitfighter. The Pitfighter dragged Stardust back to the main wrestling area. Stardust slipped out of Tombstone attempt, nailed the "Endgame" (Cobra Clutch Neckbreaker) and got the winning pinfall!

5. DWF WORLD TITLE: Soilent Green vs Papa Fly (Rocky's the Ref, watch out Papa Fly!)

Back and forth they went, like two Gladiators. Soilent controlled with his power, while Papa Fly used his speed! At one point, The Fly Guy managed to suplex The Soilent One. Soilent powerbombed Papa Fly down into the snow and hit his neckbreaker/suplex move. All the while Rocky was obviously favoring Soilent Green. Papa Fly made another comeback, hitting the "Hook Up" from a fence. As the match came to an end, Rocky went for a chair. Giving Soilent the chair, Rocky grabbed Papa Fly. Soilent swung....and hit ROCKY!!! Papa Fly took the advantage, giving Soilent the "Lollypop". A dazed and confused DWF Senior VP made the 1....2....3!!! Papa Fly IS THE NEW DWF WORLD CHAMPION! Rocky got up and kicked himself for what he had done, as an angry Soilent went to the back. The horror is over!