1/20/01

Quick Note: The show is called Wrestling on Ice because, well, it was just that!! The trampled snow over the DWF arena had frozen solid, thus becoming a very uneven, slippery surface that was covered with jutting and sharp pieces of ice!!! Very dangerous, to say the least.

Opening Segment

Hanging out in the new recreation area backstage at the DWF arena, Soilent Green is playing a game of pool.  He ran through a series of topics, the first of which being the where-a-bouts of Rocky.  He explained that he had found an airplane ticket stub to Alaska at Rocky's place, and he hadn't heard from him since the end of New Year's Revolution.  Soilent was honest and said he wouldn't be suprised if we never saw Rocky again in the DWF, but said he was a bit confused on his absence.  He admitted that he was upset, and understandably, with Rocky after losing to Tybolt, but Soilent said he hadn't planned on taking it out on him.  So if Rocky was afraid of Soilent turning on him, Soilent said he understood since it had happened before, but that it wasn't in his plans. 

After explaining the Rocky situation, Soilent went on to say that even though it wasn't really his thing, he would be acting as Commishioner until we recieve word from Rocky.  He mentioned the new recreation area and arena and how nice it was to be able to relax before his matches, although he had to yell at the cameraman a couple of times to keep the camera on him instead of on his pool playing (which wasn't that great, folks.  He must've been distracted.)  He then went on to discuss the card for the evening.  The card went as follows:

3-way for shot at pF title in the main event: Snake Fight vs Rich Reckless vs "Main Event" James Green

Twisted vs. Angel of Death

Skulleosus vs Unknown (a new arrival to the DWF)

Quad Cities Title Match: Rich Reckless vs Mr. Sunday

pF World Title Match: Stardust vs Winner of 3-way

Soilent joked that the name of the show should be called "Mr. Sunday wins the QC Title" and then said that he would be taking the day off as to prepare for his rematch w/ Tybolt at Snow Day. He then told everyone to enjoy the show and took one final shot on the pool table, only to have James Green stop the ball with his hand!!!!  Also, James Green's music began playing in the backround, as it always seems to do anytime he talks lately.

The "Main Event" quickly realized what he had done, and apologized for messing up his game.  He then took a drink out of Soilent's glass as he looked on in anger!! Soilent Green demanded to know what James Green (no relation) wanted with him, and James stated that he would like Soilent to join him in the match for the pF title shot, thus making it a 4-way.  They debated for some time, as Soilent stated that while Rocky may have made a friendship with the "Main Event", Soilent himself didn't care for him.  James Green prodded Soilent a bit however, going far enough to suggest that Soilent didn't want to get his ass kicked by Rich, and Soilent agreed.  However, he warned the "Main Event" that he had just given up his shot at the pF title, as Soilent was now going to win the match.

Skulleosus vs New Arrival "Deacon Dark"

Skulleosus came out and gave a rather unintelligible promo, speaking mostly in gibberish and random guttural noises.  After shouting out his famous cry of "Kick 'em harder!", however, the new arrival came down to ringside w/out any music.  Skulleosus went for the attack, only to be picked up and slapped with a nice inverted neck breaker combination from the newcomer!!!!  After a few kicks to the ribcage, the mystery man hefted Skulleosus into the air and planted him with an AMAZING Falcon Arrow Powerbomb!!!!  An easy 1-2-3 later, and the newcomer stalked off camera as Skulleosus lay limp on the ice. What a debut!! We later learned that this man is known as Deacon Dark, and it will be interesting to see what he has in store for us in the weeks to come.

Backstage Segment

The camera's went back to the recreation area to find Soilent still playing pool, just as Rick Reckless was walking into the room.  Rich stared at Soilent for a minute, before turning his back and heading over to the lounge area.  Soilent continued to stare after Reckless.  The "Main Event" was also in the lounge area, and when he saw Rich starting to eat some chicken he walked over and asked if he could have some, taking a piece right out of Rich's hands!!! Rich looked at James Green angrily, only to be attacked from behind by Soilent, who began choking him with a pool cue!!!  Soilent proceeded to beat down Reckless, leaving him barely conscious on the ground. James Green's music started playing once again as Soilent looked at him.  Munching away at a chicken leg, the "Main Event" laughed and stated that "this is some good sh*t!"  Soilent shook his head in disbelief and walked off, while James thanked the lifeless Rich for his chicken and left.  After several moments a groggy Rich got up, looked around, and then walked over to a boombox and shut off the "Main Event's" music, shaking his head.  

4-way match: James Green vs Snake Fight vs Soilent Green vs Rich Reckless 

Each participant, except for Soilent, cut a backstage promo before the match, speaking their mind on the match.  James Green talked about about his supposed developmental contract w/ that well-known organization based in Stamford, Connecticut, and how winning the pF World Title from Stardust would be the first step in getting all the world title gold around his waist that he could.  Snake Fight threw out some insults at Soilent and Green, but offered his respect to Reckless.  Rich, on the other hand, vowed to take revenge on Soilent for his attack, and on James Green for being a "chicken thief."

With Snake Fight already in the ring, Soilent's music hit, only to be interrupted by James Green's music!!! They came down to ringside somewhat together, with the "Main Event" apologizing for cutting off his music.  He suggested they do a double clothesline onto Snake Fight, claiming he had seen it done on TV. (webmasters note:  Sorry folks, we really don't know what has been going on with this man lately. He's having some serious delusions of grandeur!)  Soilent accepted, and they rushed Snake Fight.  Soilent stopped, however, and after James clotheslined the "One Man Army", Soilent gave James a stiff slap across the back of the head.  Obviously Soilent is growing tired of his antics.  Immediately after, Rich sprinted down to ringside with the Q.C. belt in his hand and planted it across the forehead of Soilent.  Throughout the match, it pretty much stayed that way, with Rich taking on Soilent and Snake Fight taking on James Green. There was a lot of action, and the camera's had a tough time following both fights at once. The first elimination came when Rich slapped the crossface onto Soilent, only to be nailed with a stop sign by James. After that Snake Fight scored the pin onto Rich.  The match continued, with Soilent Green and James Green (once again, no relation) doing double duty onto Snake Fight.  Snake Fight managed to have James on the verge of defeat when Soilent nailed him with the STOP sign, and followed it up with an Absolute Carnage.  He pulled up James and threw him on top of Snake Fight, only to get a 2 count!!  Soilent yelled at the Main Event for not being able to do anything right, and tossed the sign once again into Snake Fight's skull.  After that Soilent walked off, eliminating himself from the match!!! We could only assume that he had no interest in the psycho fed's most prestigious strap.  James took the advantage and delivered to Developmental Deals (spinning pedigree's) onto Snake Fight, and claimed the win!!!!!!  He began celebrating after the match, only to be caught in the Constrictor by Snake Fight.

Quad Cities Title Match: Mr. Sunday vs (c) Rich Reckless

Mr. Sunday came out with an oversized golf ball bin and began giving us his usual nonsense talk before the match, although he probably considers it a sermon. Through a bunch of nonsense talk about Lord Fairington having to go back to Welshire on some seemingly important biblical endeavor and clumsily slipping around on the icy ground, all he managed to say that was of any usefulness was that he would be taking Fairingtons' place in the match, and that when (if) he won he would hand the belt over to Fairington when he returned.  The match was very impressive, as we saw Mr. Sunday better than we've ever seen him before.  Not only was he more aggressive, but he actually managed some offense!!! It looks like being a member of the Congregation is doing some good for this golfing reject.  Despite his improvements, however, Rich was too much for him, and Mr. Sunday spent a lot of the match screaming more than Lord Fairington does!  The one big mistake we noticed from Sunday was that he never went for his signature moves, such as the Bogey or the far more effective Birdie.  In any case, after a substantial beatdown, Reckless drove Mr. Sunday down into the crippler crossface, pinning his arm beneath him and driving his chin into the ice.  Unable to tap out, but unable to withstand the pain, Sunday began screaming "I GIVE UP" at the top of his lungs.  Another successful title defense for Reckless, as he continues to impress us with each and every outing!

Angel De Mourte vs Twisted: 

DWF cameras went back inside the DWF Arena to find Angel reunited and sharing a meal with Belldandy! This little love-fest was quickly ended by the always evil....TWISTED?! Taking exception to Angel's little party, Twisted demanded that they have their match NOW! Angel didn't give his answer, only kicking Twisted in the stomach, and the fight was on! Both masked men battled back and forth with Twisted whipping Angel hard into the couch, while Angel used a plastic cup to his advantage. Angel nailed a huge superkick on Twisted but seemed unable to follow it up (he was clearly distracted by Bell). Twisted came back again, then grabbed Bell, which caused Angel to dive at Twisted and tackle him to the ground. A few more minutes of brawling led to Twisted doing his new arm wringer DDT, the "Twist and Shout" on Angel right onto the arm rest of the couch (which is solid oak) for the win!

pSyChO Fed World Title: Stardust vs James Green: 

Stardust came out and went on about great it would be to see James go to wrestlemania, so he work there like other great superstars of the past (King Kong Bundy, Doink, and Kamala were ones he pointed out). A frustrated Green was quickly attacked by the pF champ and the match was on. This was maybe the most well rounded contest of the night, with both men unloading a array of moves and holds. Near the end, Green came back and hit Stardust with a scoop-slam-into-a-DDT (think Johnny Smith's move) called the "Stanford Falls". Green nailed a "Developmental Deal" of the top of the couch, but couldn't get the win.  Trying a frankensteiner next, Stardust turned it into a Oshkosh Bender to get the victory and retain his belt!

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